Monday, September 17, 2012

St. Joseph Sell My House

Dig a hole where he might dwell
outside the door in hopes to sell
your home placed on the market.
Have a price you hope to get

bury St. Joe beneath the soil
to bring buyers prepared to toil
with the realtor to design some offers
with enough cash in their coffers

to start a bidding war
but dreams go too far
baby Jesus lost his head
hopes for moving are now dead.
Send St. Joseph back to the shelf
maybe next time use an elf.

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