Monday, January 11, 2010
Can You Keep A Plant Alive?
In order to determine that you are fit
to be in a relationship
you must demonstrate in descending
order, other living things you can keep alive.
When you have kept a plant alive for a year,
you get a cat then move up to a dog,
and if these creatures survive, no...
thrive, than you can take on a relationship.
You’ve mastered the basics
of shared resources and shared space,
a give and take in all situations.
Then you move on to communication,
shared ideals, values and aspirations.
The last arena for you to excel is to
offer support when another cannot take
care of themselves; a child, illness,
depression and age.
If you can’t keep a plant alive you must
really reconsider getting involved
with a human being.