Monday, April 1, 2013

April Fools

A knock on the door
no one was there but a pink
post-it note stuck to the wall
“April Fools,” was all it said.

The phone rang inside
and a prerecorded
message warned:  

“The F.B.I. wants 
you to know that
you are in danger of
identity theft unless…”

That call was not a joke
but I get it twice a week
warning me

my identity has already been
stolen and I will be harassed

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