Dig a hole where he might dwell
outside the door in hopes to sell
your home placed on the market.
Have a price you hope to get
bury St. Joe beneath the soil
to bring buyers prepared to toil
with the realtor to design some offers
with enough cash in their coffers
to start a bidding war
outside the door in hopes to sell
your home placed on the market.
Have a price you hope to get
bury St. Joe beneath the soil
to bring buyers prepared to toil
with the realtor to design some offers
with enough cash in their coffers
to start a bidding war
but dreams go too far
baby Jesus lost his head
hopes for moving are now dead.
Send St. Joseph back to the shelf
maybe next time use an elf. 
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